Shirley Phelps-Roper

Occasionaly, I take advantage of my days off from work. Not all the time, but every once in a while instead of squandering my time on the couch or doing yoga, I will actually go out of my house. Like today; I walked to where my boyfriend works and got breakfast. This is not the highlight, the best part is when I read the newspaper. I picked up the National Post and buried myself in the stories. Today I was reading about how the lawsuit brought against Westboro Baptist Church won. The church will pay $10.9 million dollars to Mr. Snyder, the father of a fallen soldier. Now, this is not the first time I have seen this story. PerezHilton.com first brought it to my attention. And I have had my eye warily on this church since GodHatesFags.com was brought to my attention sometime last year. When I got home from breakfast I couldn't stop myself from youtube-ing Shirley Phelps-Roper and listening to her gibberish. I was stunned. More so than usual. She brought me into a state of emergency. And I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but then God spoke to me and told me that He hates Shirley Phelps-Roper. I was like ''God say whaaaat,'' and He was all, ''It's true. She's a dirty pirate hooker.'' Those were His exact words.
So, now I feel better knowing that she is going to Hell.