Deuteronomy 32: 20

"I will hide my face from them," he said,
"and see what their end will be;
for they are a perverse generation,
children who are unfaithful."



I always knew that there was I reason why I continue to love the Olsen twins. Since I was a kid watching Full House, I paid unremarkable attention to the fact that they were so close in age to myself. I always dreamed of befriending them. Dinners at nice restaurants in L.A. followed by clubbing until dawn. Oh, the possibilities were endless. They just had something I wanted, something inside of them. And now, I see: it was God.
Clearly, the Olsen twins are so filled with the holy spirit, that they cannot bring it upon themselves to even look directly into the lenses of Satan's minions, the paparazzi. They will not lower themselves and pander to the paparazzi's allure. Though befriending them does have it's advantages (i.e. puclic notoriety, attention from the industry, mass marketing appeal etc.) they will not compromise their morals. They stick to their guns, and I tip my hat to them. God bless them. And God bless America, while He's at it.