Britney Spears

I'm not a big fan of Britney Spears. She makes me want to punch her in the face. I just read online today that she makes over $700,000 a month. I guess it makes me jealous or something, because upon reading that figure, I just felt like punching SOMEONE. Which is so weird because I am an EXTREME opposer of violence. I follow Ghandian principles and apply his tactics of non-violence to my own life. But I still want to pussy-punch her.
Anyways, I guess you could say I hate her. And I wanted to post a blog about how much she blows, but God chimed in and stopped me. He said ''Britney spears is my child. Don't you remember that parable of the lost sheep? Britney Spears is that lost sheep.'' I am definitely not one ro argue with the big guy upstairs, but I had to say, ''But remember when she used to be all about you and now she's like some kind of pantiless heathen? She is an attention starved, fish-lipped, hussy who does not deserve your love!'', and then He started up with His ''everlasting love'' and ''He who has been forgiven most is loved most'' stuff so I was like, ''OK OK, I get it.''
Cuz you know once you get him started there's no interupting. He is so hard to argue with. So I finally acquiesced, not wanting the dog house tonight.