Transhumanism

As Leviticus 18:23 clearly states, sexual relations with animals is to be avoided. Now, I know most of you are thinking to yourselves "Give me one good reason why I should abstain from animal love?"
Well, after hours and hours of thinking and internet searching, I found the answer in the works of Australian artist Patricia Paccinini:
Ms. Paccinini is trying to give the world a view of what happens when we disobey the commandments of the God of the Old Testament. Abominations like the ones in The Young Family (pictured above) are just the beginings of the perversions of life to follow. We must try and control ourselves. Are we so weak that we cannot keep from animal love making? Yes, I know it's something WE ALL have done, but with God all things are possible. Self control and the freedom that follows will be the rewards for your diligent faithfulness. Amen.

Deuteronomy 32: 20

"I will hide my face from them," he said,
"and see what their end will be;
for they are a perverse generation,
children who are unfaithful."



I always knew that there was I reason why I continue to love the Olsen twins. Since I was a kid watching Full House, I paid unremarkable attention to the fact that they were so close in age to myself. I always dreamed of befriending them. Dinners at nice restaurants in L.A. followed by clubbing until dawn. Oh, the possibilities were endless. They just had something I wanted, something inside of them. And now, I see: it was God.
Clearly, the Olsen twins are so filled with the holy spirit, that they cannot bring it upon themselves to even look directly into the lenses of Satan's minions, the paparazzi. They will not lower themselves and pander to the paparazzi's allure. Though befriending them does have it's advantages (i.e. puclic notoriety, attention from the industry, mass marketing appeal etc.) they will not compromise their morals. They stick to their guns, and I tip my hat to them. God bless them. And God bless America, while He's at it.

Britney Spears

I'm not a big fan of Britney Spears. She makes me want to punch her in the face. I just read online today that she makes over $700,000 a month. I guess it makes me jealous or something, because upon reading that figure, I just felt like punching SOMEONE. Which is so weird because I am an EXTREME opposer of violence. I follow Ghandian principles and apply his tactics of non-violence to my own life. But I still want to pussy-punch her.
Anyways, I guess you could say I hate her. And I wanted to post a blog about how much she blows, but God chimed in and stopped me. He said ''Britney spears is my child. Don't you remember that parable of the lost sheep? Britney Spears is that lost sheep.'' I am definitely not one ro argue with the big guy upstairs, but I had to say, ''But remember when she used to be all about you and now she's like some kind of pantiless heathen? She is an attention starved, fish-lipped, hussy who does not deserve your love!'', and then He started up with His ''everlasting love'' and ''He who has been forgiven most is loved most'' stuff so I was like, ''OK OK, I get it.''
Cuz you know once you get him started there's no interupting. He is so hard to argue with. So I finally acquiesced, not wanting the dog house tonight.

Shirley Phelps-Roper

Occasionaly, I take advantage of my days off from work. Not all the time, but every once in a while instead of squandering my time on the couch or doing yoga, I will actually go out of my house. Like today; I walked to where my boyfriend works and got breakfast. This is not the highlight, the best part is when I read the newspaper. I picked up the National Post and buried myself in the stories. Today I was reading about how the lawsuit brought against Westboro Baptist Church won. The church will pay $10.9 million dollars to Mr. Snyder, the father of a fallen soldier. Now, this is not the first time I have seen this story. PerezHilton.com first brought it to my attention. And I have had my eye warily on this church since GodHatesFags.com was brought to my attention sometime last year. When I got home from breakfast I couldn't stop myself from youtube-ing Shirley Phelps-Roper and listening to her gibberish. I was stunned. More so than usual. She brought me into a state of emergency. And I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but then God spoke to me and told me that He hates Shirley Phelps-Roper. I was like ''God say whaaaat,'' and He was all, ''It's true. She's a dirty pirate hooker.'' Those were His exact words.
So, now I feel better knowing that she is going to Hell.